Get ready for a wild ride, because this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is a rollercoaster of drama, awkwardness, and unexpected twists. Imagine spending a night on a luxury yacht’s deck instead of sharing a bed with someone you’re feuding with—even in the rain. That’s exactly what Bronwyn did, and it’s just the tip of the iceberg. But here’s where it gets controversial: Was Bronwyn’s decision a bold move or just plain petty? Let’s dive in.
The episode kicks off with Bronwyn opting for a pool chair over a shared bed with Britani, a choice that sets the tone for the entire trip. Even a 3 a.m. downpour couldn’t change her mind. The next morning, her spot on the deck places her in perfect earshot of Britani and Lisa discussing her behind her back. Lisa reveals that Bronwyn asked her to arrange a meeting between Gwen and her grandparents last season—a detail Bronwyn clearly didn’t want aired. Is this a case of poor timing or deliberate sabotage? You decide.
At breakfast, Bronwyn tries to salvage her situation by asking Mary if she can crash in her room. Mary’s response? A swift and hilarious ‘No.’ ‘Two’s company, three’s a crowd,’ she quips, shutting down Bronwyn’s delusional request with ease. When Britani urges Bronwyn to rejoin their room, Bronwyn refuses, accusing Britani of inviting crew members into their bed. But here’s the twist: The cameras reveal that Captain Jason was only fixing the air conditioner—a classic Bravo moment of truth. Lisa tries to defend Jason’s honor, but Bronwyn isn’t having it, especially after overhearing Lisa’s earlier gossip. Is Lisa the queen of hypocrisy, or is Bronwyn overreacting?
Angie seizes the moment to drop a bombshell: Lisa allegedly told her off-camera that Todd was making out with one of her friends—while farting. Yes, you read that right. What’s more shocking: the farting or the fact that this show can’t stop talking about it? Mary Cosby weighs in during her confessional, asking which part would devastate her more. Lisa admits to the farting story but denies it was one of her friends, leaving us to wonder: Is Lisa a reliable narrator, or is she selectively truthful?
Bronwyn’s reaction is explosive, but she grapples with how to respond. Should she take Angie’s advice and snap back, or channel Todd’s calm? Meanwhile, Lisa and Meredith discuss whether Meredith has been supportive enough this season. The conversation heats up when Mary calls Meredith ‘boring’ and claims she lacks a storyline. Is Mary being brutally honest, or is she just stirring the pot?
Back on the boat, Bronwyn and Angie decide to dress up in inflatable costumes—because why not? But disaster strikes when Angie’s seahorse costume gets stuck in a door, leaving her injured and bloodied. Is this trip cursed, or is it just peak Housewives chaos?
The zombie-themed dinner that follows is a metaphor for the group’s penchant for digging up old drama. Heather explains it’s about resurrecting feuds, but let’s be real: it’s mostly an excuse for over-the-top costumes and makeup. Bronwyn, with a toy octopus suctioned to her face, shares that Todd and Gwen weren’t thrilled about the farting allegations. Lisa apologizes, promising never to bring up Bronwyn’s family again. Is this genuine growth, or just damage control?
The night takes another turn when Britani throws up over the side of the boat, only to return and immediately sip tequila. Meredith’s disbelief sparks a hilarious exchange, with Britani firing back, ‘Are you the expert at vomiting?’—a nod to last season’s drama. Is Britani a comedic genius, or just chaotic? She then brings up a TikTok accusing Meredith’s husband, Seth, of having a mistress, claiming she’s offering a ‘safe space’ to discuss it. Is this genuine concern or a calculated move?
As the episode wraps, Captain Jason slips away unnoticed, leaving us to wonder: How much more can this cast handle? And more importantly, what will the crew reveal in the Below Deck Down Under premiere in 2026? One thing’s for sure: this trip is far from over. What’s your take on this drama? Are these women crossing lines, or is this just another day in Housewives land? Let’s discuss in the comments!
